How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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