In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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