Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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