Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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