eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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