I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
They are going to name an STD after you.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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