i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
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Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
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if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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