I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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