i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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