I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
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I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
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hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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