your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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