I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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