how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
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It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
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i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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