i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.