Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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