If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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