Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I need to align my fucking chakras
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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