So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
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please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
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Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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