His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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