ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
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I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
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Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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