forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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