He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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