I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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