operation harelip BJ is a go
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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