A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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