Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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