that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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