I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Randomize