David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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