Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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