What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
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I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
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the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
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