Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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