But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Randomize
