I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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