i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
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Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
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being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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