I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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