butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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