i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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