I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
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