so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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