I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize