Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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