Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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