I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I have post one night stand depression
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