Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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