On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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