My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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