no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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