In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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