cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
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He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
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I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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