I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
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If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
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He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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