Well apparently he's into motor boating.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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