i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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