Where is the hickey?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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