I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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